Angelina ‘The Lips’ Jolie


The readers of the magazine Esquire have just elected Angelina Jolie most sexy woman alive. I beg to differ. She might be alive all right, but most sexy woman? Those lips, my God! Collagen alert!

The full list in Esquire was:

  1. Angelina Jolie
  2. Halle Berry
  3. Britney Spears
  4. Jessica Simpson
  5. Beyonce
  6. Charlize Theron
  7. Jennifer Aniston

Errm … Britney? 3rd most sexy woman? My take on this: put Charlize on 1, Beyonce on 2 and send the rest shopping!

[Listening to: “Woman to Woman” - Joe Cocker - Sampled Vol 4 (CD 1/2)]
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8 Responses to “Angelina ‘The Lips’ Jolie”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 BG

    Thanks for the link - I’m assuming that’s the list, which I grabbed off of some random news site. I’m quite OK with the possibly infused lips of Jolie, by the way. Not a problem with this guy.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Anonymous

    are you insane? lips that have been pumped up with collagen have very little natural creasing left to them, due to the fact that the skin is stretched to an unnatural state. clearly angelina’s lips have plenty of natural creasing. and considering they probably didnt have such advanced techniques for enhancing one’s lips 30 years ago, i find it hard to believe that her lips were injected so perfectly as a young-un. if you see pictures of miss jolie at a younger age, she had those same famous lips.

    moron alert!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 dv8flow

    murphy’s laws of sex n� 7.

    Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.

    madonna still n� 1 for me

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Jess

    Angel is beautiful because she has a mix of african, white and Indian blood in her which explains her previous fat nose and those lips. Her grandfather came from dominican republic and they people who mixed with africans a few years ago. Her mothers has some indian in her. That makes her hot but their is something old about her face. Her lips without makeup look old. Her body is also too skinny and she is assless. She is definately by far not the sexiest woman in the world. She also strives for too much attention and is a liar. There is nothing she does without a motive. Beware! Angelina to be honest is devil send. Everyhthing about her oozes of evil. Who really wants to be with the devils bitch? Even Brad Pitt is going to regret. And if she is as good as some people claim why is it that her relationships never last? Have you people who admire this devil Angelina ever asked yourself that? Again! Beware!ina

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 kristina

    she IS the most beautiful woman on earth. anyone who doesnt agree is simply jealous. and “jess” she is not assless.. obviously either your ass is the size of a blimp or you’re jealous. so shut up all you haters.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 dark faith

    angelina is beautiful

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Jessica

    Angelina is sooo beautiful! She´s such a perfect woman! Amazing!!!

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 la nuit blanche

    i can’t believe eva greene didn’t make that list… i think she is the most beautiful woman to have ever lived on this planet. period.

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