Comments on: Alexander: worst movie of 2005 yet

By: larry the Arab

larry the Arab — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:48:27 +0000

Apart from the Oceans tweleve comment, this is the best review of the film I will ever read. Thank You

By: Jay

Jay — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 05:02:02 +0000

what a waste of money.
at times it was so bad i thought they were joking.
ex: collin farrell yelling braveheart like for no reason. freaking random gay scenes, not to mention how bad the war scene was, collin rides a horse for 25 minutes, throws a spear, misses, then becomes king of the world.

Oliver couldn’t honestly have felt good about this one.

By: Fun house

Fun house — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 08:38:32 +0000

Worst movie in history…

[..] It seems this is the Turkish version of Star Wars .. although I have no idea what’s with the Indiana Jones theme. [..]…

By: Tyler

Tyler — Wed, 10 May 2006 22:51:59 +0000

Alexander the great was the greatest warrior in history, stood almost seven feet tall, and shaped the modern world. Collin Farrell is a skinny white fag, who speaks with a poor scottish accent and is supposed to be greek.

Worst movie of all time.

By: BrianOfNottingham

BrianOfNottingham — Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:11:22 +0000

Ocean’s Twelve as an alternative? You GOTTA be kidding me… a true blown cinematic POS… nowhere near as bad as Alexander, mind you, as no one quite does mindless excess like Oliver Stone(d)… BUT… to recommend OT as an alternative is like offering someone their choice of fingernail or nipple torture… Either way, there’s going to be a lot of suffering.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 05 Sep 2005 15:26:00 +0000

True Dat. By far the worst movie I have ever seen. I just finnished watching it and I had to make a google search for the worst movie of 2005 and guess what this was the first thing that came up. How true is that.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 25 Mar 2005 22:42:00 +0000

Worst movie of 2005? I think it qualifies in greater proportions than that. Watching Alexander made me wince at the horrendous acting, the stale-cliche ridden dialogue (hello, can we just take one of those sixties grade b flicks like Jason and the Argonauts, which was betterand repeat it ad infinitum and ad nauseum), and the utterly unlevel juxtaposition of trying to find out just what the hell is going on. The homosexual scenes were downright laughable.Stone should be drawn and quartered for such a debacle, because while viewing it, I wish I had been. It damn sure would have been more entertaining than watching this mess!