- the first time I saw her, I thought she looked absolutely stunning and I wanted to have her
- there are others that are thinner, bigger or last longer, but I don’t want any other
- I did not have to read any manual, handling her was very intuitive
- every now and then I learn a new trick that I can apply to her and I feel very happy
- sometimes when I push her buttons, she does not do what I expect, but I find that a proof of character
- she has really improved my quality of life
- I have learned a whole lot since we first met
- she makes me dance when I walk
- other guys can look at her but I don’t like it when they touch her
- some days she’s very touchy, and it is impossible to let her do what I want. I don’t get mad, I just leave her alone and a day later she’s better.
- I dread the day that she is no longer around
Q.E.D.
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You are soooo sad, I almost recognise this completely
lol, i basically feel the same way about my iPod