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must … not use … telekinesis …
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Chick #1: When I was in school I failed Spanish, even though I am Puerto Rican.
Chick #2: My husband taught me Spanish. He was Italian but learned it from selling drugs with the Dominicans. -
Queer: Does your family have ham or turkey for Christmas dinner?
Girl: We can’t have ham on Christmas, it isn’t kosher. We have turkey.
Queer: Why are you celebrating Christmas if you’re Jewish?
Girl: Dunno. Good question. -
Model: My agency is the only place where I feel at home, ’cause none of the men want to fuck me.
Friend: What about at Christmas with your family?
Model: Nope. -
The developer who told me, “Most engineers rock in bed. They are very into feedback cycles”
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If the chef wanted to add nicotine and the smell of burning tobacco to the recipe, I’m pretty sure he would’ve done that in the kitchen instead of leaving it to some slick cowboy/cowgirl who wants to recreate the menu for everyone near him/her.
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I want to say I made a big mistake by not asking the room for feedback before doing it. I got caught by my enthusiam and just did it without asking. Not listening to bloggers and your “audience” is a big mistake I have been warning dozens of brands, speak
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