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Don’t repeat yourself, or say again what you have said before.
Who needs rhetorical questions?
Don’t use commas, that, are not, necessary.
Do not use hyperbole; not one in a million can do it effectively. -
Heavy lady: You know, my little one came to me and handed me something. She’s all like, ‘Can I have this candy?’ You know what she hands me?
Friend: What?
Heavy lady: A banana-flavored latex condom. I asked her, ‘Where’d you get this?’ You know, because -
Geek vs. Nerd vs. Dork
Fictional Differences Expressed in Terms of Everyday Items
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