At the Pixagogo reunion dinner the other evening, I was reminded by one of my ex-colleagues Steven (‘Beukie‘) that back in 2003 I was having some fun with remixes/mashups. More specifically, I took some vocals of the Belgian “Idool 2003″ preselections, and added music to them. To make the exercise more fun, I took samples from the ones that were really musically challenged.
So I went back in my archives and here are the three that I found:
“I will you in the night” Marnik had translated a Flemish song, into his own ‘impoverisation’, as he proudly announces. Unfortunately, the Dutch “Ik wil je” (I want you) does not normally translate into the English “I will you“.
I also found back the original clip on Youtube (via partybrigade):
“But if I let you go” This ‘Pieter’ was officially called the worst candidate by the jury, and that decision is not impossible to understand. He had no tone, no rhythm and bad English. “There snow one like you!” He needed a lot of input of Madonna to make it bearable.
“Killing me softly” She was not that bad a singer, but her timing was awful. I remember having to cut and trim a lot to align her words to a steady beat. I made it a slow jazzy version with a lot of echo.
Out of that edition of Idool came Hadise, Brahim and Natalia, so it wasn’t all that bad. Still, there was also the girl with the wobbly hands:
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In one corner of my apartment: my fixed telephone line. In another my printer/scanner/fax device. Challenge: run a wire from one to the other, every time you rearrange the furniture.
Recently I investigated web fax services like eFax, WebFax, RingCentral but for a low volume user like me they’re too expensive. You pay a lot of money for having a dedicated phone number for you, regardless of the number of faxes you send/receive. But I already have a dedicated telephone number, only it is completely disconnected from my ‘normal’ workflow: email, web, news reader. I would like to receive my faxes in my Gmail, because I never delete mails. With 7GB+ email storage, I don’t need to.
So what I would like to have, and what I don’t think exists yet: a Fax 2.0 device at home, let’s call it the FaxaPorta. It needs power and a phone connection, and … that’s all. So let’s make it look like this (not uninfluenced by the Apple Airport Express):
Here’s how it works:
You plug the Faxaporta in a power outlet and connect to the phone plug.
The device has built-in wifi and will connect to the internet in that way.
You associate the device with your account on the Faxaporta website.
Now you can configure how it is supposed to work:
Incoming fax: send it to an email address as a PDF file, print it (you can connect a printer to the USB port)
Incoming voice call: take a voice mail and send it to an email address as a MP3 file, forward the call via Skype
Outgoing fax: behave like a network printer, or you upload a PDF file to the Faxaporta web site (it is then downloaded by your own Faxaporta device and sent over your own phone line).
But because your fax is now part of your web-connected world you can do cool stuff like:
When you get a fax/voice call, the Caller ID (phone number of the sender) is being matched with your Google contacts to add name, company and email of the sender.
The faxes your receive pass through Faxaportas service and are OCR’ed so that you can copy/paste the text on it (cf. the ScanR service).
The voicemails are run through a speech recognition service so that you get a text transcript together with the MP3 file. (Google Voice has this)
The whole configuring of the fax/voice service is no longer done on a silly small screen on the fax machine with 15 cryptic buttons, but online, from anywhere you want. New response message? Upload the MP3 file! New front sheet for outgoing faxes? Create it in a WYSIWYG editor!
You have an RSS feed for your incoming fax messages, one for your incoming voicemails.
You could even make a ‘better’ (more expensive) service for companies:
try to route a fax to the right person (depending on who sent it, on names that were OCR’ed in the document)
set up a Interactive Voice Response system through the browser (“For Sales, press 1”).
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