Roos Van Acker’s brain

Roos Van ackerI cannot say I felt nothing when I saw the latest Humo cover. It started with “Mmmmm … Roos Van Acker” (I’m a guy, what can I say, I’m not alone in this).

But then my rational side took over. I started worrying about the damage this must do to her personality. Admit: she has been on the coverpage of Humo a couple of dozen times in various states of undress (the most famous one where she only holds 2 coconuts as an improvised bra) and she has just be chosen for X-th time in Humo’s Pop Poll in the category ‘Who do you want to see naked?” (“Wie wilt u uit de kleren zien gaan“). Thousands of men screaming to see your breasts, that can’t be beneficial for a girl’s self-esteem. We should really stop, guys, before it’s too late. Chances are that in 5 to 10 years, there will be no crowds cheering for her to drop her top and we don’t want her to fall into a depression and stuff herself with chocolate.

So here’s my plea:

” Dear Roos, I am no longer interested in your curves or what you look like without clothes. I’m eager to know what happens in that brain of yours. What you think about culture, religion, politics and modern feminism. What you have experienced and observed in your career. The strain of being a blonde in the entertainment industry. How civilisation is different in Asia. The psychology of men and women. Group dynamics when shooting a show on an island. Stand-up comedy evolution in Belgium.
Leave the bikini-shoots for the Veronique Decocks and Tanja Dexters. We know you have breasts, and that they’re probably very nice, but that’s a detail. You’re gonna be 30 this year, flash some wisdom. ”

Somebody had to say it.

9 thoughts on “Roos Van Acker’s brain”

  1. Roos is quite a piece ! Maybe I should ask her as an adviser for my next trip 🙂

    I do not like Tanja Dexters and I neither do like Veronique De Cock. Give me Katja Retsin 🙂

  2. No way… the last thing we need is another babbling babe thinking she’s got something to say. Before you know it you have another desillusion: like how proud I was to have ever touched the naked shoulder of Geena Lisa (she was in my way and I wanted to pass), but now she’s all about violet auras and stuff, and I’m disgusted. I washed my hand immediately.

    Rose: show yer tits and shut up. You’re doing good so far.

  3. Hmmmm, quite interesting as a technique. Wonder if it works? Say you want to protect them for doing stupid things, show you are charmed by the most likely presence of intelligence ….
    I suggest we send your blog-page to her personal Email address and who knows, she might seek contact.
    Let me know if it works out!

  4. “zaadvragend” als adjectief voor een vrouw is niet leuk om te horen, ik weet het uit ervaring.
    Maar ik begrijp wat je bedoelt.

  5. I like Rose, she has some very sweet quality. And from all the BV’s who thank their success partially to their looks, she’s probably the least annoying one. And hey, she lives in Mechelen, that definitely earns her some extra points 😉
    But if you feel like discussing sth like Asian culture (no such thing really: you can hardly talk of one culture when discussing a continent that spans over Siberia, China, Japan, India, Pakistan), I think you’d find her rather disapointing.
    A guy I know spent some time with her last week, and she was wondering wether or not she could take her Beetle Convertible to the car wash.
    I for one ‘d like to take Rose for dinner and get lost in those beautifull eyes, and enjoy her lust for life and that great voice of her. And I suspect you do too 🙂

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